As today is the last day I will be scooting around for a while I thought I'd leave a tribute to my scooter. Remembering all the good things about it. Besides the wind in my hair there are a lot of benefits.
1. The obvious is that I am saving a ton of money by not having a car.
2. When people cut you off they feel really bad and try to apologize through the window. WIth motorcycles I don't think people feel so bad... I think they feel that it would be one less Hell's Angel in the world.
3. I can park wherever I want to. Sidewalks, bike racks, next to the door, or in any parking spot. When I park in the parking space it looks like no one is there and you attempt to park there and there I am like a ninja.
4. Police don't care at all about me. I can't go faster than 40, maybe 45 mph. It's like I'm invisible. For instance when I'm sitting at a light in front of a cop, he doesn't notice that my registration expired in '07.
5. I can exact all my revenge on all the people who drove slow in front of me when I had a car. Now it's my turn to be in front of you and be the slow one. Take that.
6. Mostly, it provides entertainment for anyone else on the road while I rock out to my ipod. Now that the weather's nice you can even hear me sing "Party in the USA." Yeah I said that. I drive a scooter and listen to Miley Cyrus, I obviously am not big into what other people think.
My conclusion is that I have super powers when I ride my scooter. I'm invisible and ninja. Guess I have to give up these powers for a few months.
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